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Posted By: Mr. Bob on: 10/23/2008 09:13:37 EDT Subject: RE: Joe the Plumber |
Dear Jesse, I deduce from the plaintive tone of your correspondence that you're more interested in the feminine appeal of this journey more so than any vocational motivation per se. Therefore...when your Father ('Favver' to you) gets his money from our Uncle Sugar...ask him to take a portion of that, add the $50 you have saved up, and take the $12.05 you have from your paintball winnings and buy a bus ticket for you. Go down to Fayette Street near the Civic Center and catch the bus marked 'Birmingham' at Door No. 2. When you get off in Birmingham, walk 5 blocks south to the freight yards and catch the Atchison, Anninston, and Dothan train heading south. We'll have a boxcar reserved for you. Just ask for Rudy at the stationmaster's house. When the train arrives in the Dothan yards at one in the morning...be sure to walk across the tracks to the Club Rio Grande and ask Hollerin' Harry at the door to call you a cab. Take the cab to the corner of Walk and Don't Walk and call me from the old phone booth at Sasser's Feed & Tack. See ya then... Mr. Bob
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